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PencilMadness PencilMadness

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SICK SHIT.

Love this. You can make really creepy pictures on this, which is what I need for my metal album. Thanx!



Epic Combo! Epic Combo!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Uber cool

Here are some tips:

Buy mines, saws, and springs first.

When you lay the mines, wait for a cluster of turtles to come by, then hit the mine.

Here's the thing I did: I made a flooring of saws and walls, then let it go off. Some 50 turle shells were caught in there, and I wanted to get the best score possible, so I went to the bathroom... and did the dishes... and worked on a song on FL Studio... when I came back two hours later, it was still going strong, and I had a score of 1,702,356. Beat that ;) (Unfortunatley, it was on free play mode, so it didn't get recorded :O)



Carve n' Share Carve n' Share

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

OMG STOP BEING IMMATURE!

This is a very good drawing game with some very creative people making drawings on it! But unfortunatley, most are just half heartedly drawn face of emoticons, and the other half is most of the population of Newgrounds, that are immature fifth graders that draw peoples private parts and think they're funny. Well it is not. Stop polluting this wonderful game with your "jokes." It's not funny, and it never will be.

Other than the trash being submitted, and on every page I scroll through I see a private part, it's an awesome game.



Gretel and Hansel Part 2 Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Here's some Help for your Problems

"I got all the special items, but I can't find them"
-tjardo

When you get the bandanas, click on Gretels head, and you can flip between them.

"The buttons are sticking in the game."
-Adnamra

It's probably your keyboard. I know my keys stick on my home computer. But when I switched keyboards, or over to my laptop, nothing sticked. You probably need a new keyboard. You can avoid this problem if you don't press hard on the keys, and don't eat by your computer (crumbs can get inside the keyboard and make the buttons stick).

I have looked at and tried out all of the glitches, but only two of the about thirty that were "reported" happened frequently. Some of the wall bounadies may be weak at random times. I don't know how that is happening, but it is.

The game itself is splendid, the graphics are awesome, the music if phenominal, and the plot is "OHMYGODSOOOAWESOOOOMMME". The game was fun and challenging.

The Portal genre is growing, where the strange, gruesome, and weird are loved by flash players. It is called the "Portal" genre the game Portal is the one that started it all, and encouraged the other flash makers to let their imaginations go wild. Other great examples in this genre are Coma, Satanorium, Alice is Dead, and of course, the Gretel and Hansel series, which is my favorite.

The Gretel and Hansel games are only challenged by the Alice is Dead series. But Gretel and Hansel 2 is still my favorite game of all time.


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very Informative.

It's pretty useless to the normal NGer, who don't do any kind of production of flash, games, music or art, because they're signed up only to be able to comment, listen to/play/watch stuff, and rate it.

For flash game makers, this is very helpful in how to put on medals, because I've seen so many great games that fail just because they don't have any medals, solely because the coders have no idea how to put them in. The community may play a part in this act, because a lot of people only want to play a game if they can get something out of it, which is selfish beyond compare. It's making a person look like a failure because you didn't get any precious exp points from frikin medals. We really need to work on that.


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